Honda Civic 

Honda Civic's are an amazing car IF you do it right and put your money into the engine. Seriously.. When you put a body kit and a Spoiler on a completely stock civic you have some serious issues. Stock Civics ARE NOT for racing. They have good overall performance for GETTING AROUND not trying to race the farrari down the street. Seriously.. engine, and PLEASE NO Fart cans.. annoying as HELL.

Guy 1 : Yo man i got 21" Spinners and decals all over my Honda Civic.

Guy 2 : Where'd you buy them?

Guy 1 : Walmart

Guy 2 : ... gtfo of my house now.

Honda Civic by Gbaytuner January 23, 2011

Honda civic 

Virgins car it can fuck off

That guy has never had sex, he must own a Honda Civic

Honda civic by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020

Honda Civic 

Misunderstood car bought by way too many young kids that think they are fast. Often times built up very shitty which causes for many people to never even concider research to find out the true potential of the Honda Civic.

SOCH Vtec= GAY
DOCH Vtec= NOT AS GAY (if modifications are done corectly)

Man did you see that lil D17 civic try to race that V8, what does he think he's running a B series in that thing?

Dumbass's should stick to there V8's and stop tryin to make a 4 cylander fst

Honda Civic by TyDIz December 4, 2004

honda civic 

Car that way too many people think is fast.... but really is a big pile of shit. Don't get me wrong... I like Japanese cars.... Civics are just big piles of shit.

I have ran 5 Civics since I bought my car, and beat the shit out of every one of them. Good thing they had those loud ass mufflers :). Come back when you have a motor that will keep up with my stock 4-banga.

honda civic by SORRYCIVICS January 6, 2004

Honda Civic 

The choice of car for most spics. You usually wont be able to tell its a Civic because all of the shitty modifications. They might look somewhat fast when the spics "soup up their whip" but it wont go faster than 75 mph.

Jose- Hey mang how about you race your camaro against my Honda Civic?
John-ok

John wins by 15 minutes

Honda Civic by klanson August 5, 2010

Honda Civic 

A piece of crap car, normally driven by individuals with of Asian and Latino descent who think they're hot shit with their farting exhausts. No, they're indeed quite useless.

White Guy #1: Did you just fart?

White Guy #2: No, it was the chach in the rice racer Honda Civic

White Guy #1: Of course...is he Asian?

White Guy #2: Yup.

Honda Civic by Jonny33YEEEEEBOII March 2, 2011

honda civic 

a piece of shit car, synonym for shit

I have to go take a honda civic.

honda civic by jettaron March 25, 2004