Chutney Channel

(-/Cha-hut-neee Chu-an-el-/) a noun, describing one’s anal cavity.

Guy1-“Bro, Nick is walking a little funny today”

Guy2-“Dude, when Nick was on leave in pattaya beach, Tom took a Ladyboy out last night, and ended up getting his Chutney Channel reamed.”

by Fatbeard Actual November 27, 2018

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Chutney, chuTney, chutneY

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

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Masat Chutney

A holy form of Chutney, created by the mythical deity Masat

Hope you're enjoying a nice pot of Masat chutney

by Slimmy Nut June 26, 2025

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Chutney

Ben Neubert. Chutney is a common nickname to refer to Ben, a nickname which he inherited due to his cranberry chutney crafting abilities

Hey Chutney, are you going to Applebee’s after service?

by Bobby_benny October 4, 2021

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Chutney

One of many scrabble words you playdown that no one knows what it means.

See also Jam.

Chutney - and I win.

by MoneyPrinter November 25, 2025

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Chutney bum

When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.

(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)

*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."

by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024

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