Chutney Mary

When you cum on a Papadam and then your partner eats it.

No need to get a takeaway in tonight treacle, I’ll prepare and deliver a juicy chutney Mary to tickle your taste buds!

by Chutney! December 2, 2022

Chutney

The gore created when you destroy a monster in a video game.

I left piles of chutney on that level

by the missing coffeecup December 20, 2018

Chutney

Ben Neubert. Chutney is a common nickname to refer to Ben, a nickname which he inherited due to his cranberry chutney crafting abilities

Hey Chutney, are you going to Applebee’s after service?

by Bobby_benny October 5, 2021

Chutney Channel

(-/Cha-hut-neee Chu-an-el-/) a noun, describing one’s anal cavity.

Guy1-“Bro, Nick is walking a little funny today”

Guy2-“Dude, when Nick was on leave in pattaya beach, Tom took a Ladyboy out last night, and ended up getting his Chutney Channel reamed.”

by Fatbeard Actual November 27, 2018

Chutney Manor

When you attempt to Dutch oven your partner but follow through.

Rich tried to Dutch oven Hannah but sharted and he said “Welcome to the Chutney Manor”

by Hitch20202 August 23, 2020

Chutney porridge

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside

Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Samose ki chutney

The only samosa ki chutney in the world. Don't come close or else you would be wet as hell like last night again. If you dare to touch her samosa she will make you chutney chutney bitches

Hey, look at my pleasing husky samose ki chutney walking out there!

She is the most promising samose ki chutney you will ever taste.

by notyoursamosekichutney November 23, 2021