Chutney Channel

(-/Cha-hut-neee Chu-an-el-/) a noun, describing one’s anal cavity.

Guy1-“Bro, Nick is walking a little funny today”

Guy2-“Dude, when Nick was on leave in pattaya beach, Tom took a Ladyboy out last night, and ended up getting his Chutney Channel reamed.”

by Fatbeard Actual November 27, 2018

Masat Chutney

A holy form of Chutney, created by the mythical deity Masat

Hope you're enjoying a nice pot of Masat chutney

by Slimmy Nut June 26, 2025

Chutney, chuTney, chutneY

Chutney, chuTney, chutneY

Chutney, chuTney, chutneY

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Chutney

Ben Neubert. Chutney is a common nickname to refer to Ben, a nickname which he inherited due to his cranberry chutney crafting abilities

Hey Chutney, are you going to Applebee’s after service?

by Bobby_benny October 4, 2021

Bum Chutney

When all the winnets in your arse collect together.

I need more bog roll I’ve got bum chutney.

by Stephiepoo342 August 10, 2025

Chutney porridge

Salty indian sauce that you can dip your dossa or toes inside

Bro i love dipping my toes in chutney porridge

by Figusmethat April 12, 2023

Samose ki chutney

The only samosa ki chutney in the world. Don't come close or else you would be wet as hell like last night again. If you dare to touch her samosa she will make you chutney chutney bitches

Hey, look at my pleasing husky samose ki chutney walking out there!

She is the most promising samose ki chutney you will ever taste.

by notyoursamosekichutney November 22, 2021