Churning Butter

The act of jerking off while taking a poop. This is preferably done while you have the runs.

My girl wanted to watch me churning butter, I was going to say no but she squirts so it's chill.

by Id04n41 May 28, 2024

Homeboy Butter Churn

When you give yourself a buttermilk enema (and keep it in) and let one or more homies churn it into butter via anal sex

"guys make sure you RSVP for the Homeboy Butter Churn this weekend, I need to know how many bottles of buttermilk to get"

by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025

Churning butter

Cumming into her pussy several hours after you’ve already cum into her pussy

Oooh you’re extra creamy. Yes you already came in me last night , your just in there churning butter at this point

by anonymous March 16, 2021

churning shit

When you are rushing to go to the nearest toilet while trying as hard as you possibly can not to shit yourself

I ate a spicy burrito for lunch and I’m now in the middle of nowhere hauling ass and churning shit home

by xDMattTheUnfunny June 23, 2022

Baby churn

A cult term for new to the faith followers. Also used by pedophiles in the cult to lure and groom children into indoctrination of the cult.

Good morning baby churn great message for Holy Friday, love Grandma.

by Spacemonkey252 July 13, 2023

churn

To abandon, not show up, or otherwise decline an invitation or plans. One can also churn after previously being present by leaving early.

Is Greg still coming out with us to the club? Nah, Greg churned last minute.

by Churnobyl November 7, 2024

Churning Butter

Describes the act of sliding the shaft of the penis between titties that are being pressed together. Motion is similar to how one would churn butter.

Person 1: I wanna fuck your boobs right now!
Person 2: I hate the harsh terminology, I'd prefer if you called it churning butter

by mommy milky moomoo October 17, 2021