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thunder chunder 

When you are feeling like absolute shit, and you vomit...and vomit and vomit, until you can't possibly vomit anymore.
"When he was punched in the gut after that fight and a couple of hundred beers, he thunder chundered"

bum chunder 

a rapid and violent excretion as as a result of drinking in excess .

often described as a hangover shit : picture your bum throwing up .

essentially a nightmare for shared toilets .
-"i just saw Commi running down the corridor with a look of sheer panic on her face".

-"too right , she went out last night, that'll be the first BUM CHUNDER of today . lets hope she makes it to the loos" .
bum chunder by lanky83 January 15, 2011

cardinal chunder 

Noun. Taken from BBC's excellent historical comedy, 'Blackadder The Second'. One becomes Cardinal Chunder if one vomits copiously in response to alcohol.
'What's that noise in the bathroom?'
'Ceri has just become the first female Cardinal Chunder, due to Rob's poteen.'
cardinal chunder by The Moai March 31, 2005

tactical chunder 

This is a chunder or puke which is invoked voluntarily through the use of a physical or physchological trigger such as shoving fingers down throat/drinking salty water or imagining eating slugs/watching your grandparents have kinky sex. The tactical chunder is widely regarded as an essential whitey management skill which can, in the right hands, prove to be the turning point for a particularly brutal session.

Those skilled enough to manage this procedure are likely to be well versed in advanced whitey management. However, for the beginner, basic post-tactical chunder guidelines should include: removal of excess sheen; consumption of fresh air, water and possibly even some solids; laying off the bong for at least 15 minutes.

Viewed as repulsive and sacrilegious by many, a voluntary tactical chunder is a far better alternative to the onset of a full-blown whitey and its associated perils. However, for those who have seen the light (and are capable of pre-whitey self-diagnosis), employment of the tactical chunder will continue to bring significant rewards.
Despite feeling a bit queasy, I took the mixed bong from Robbie and sucked it to death. Immediately, I could feel the beginnings of a potentially lethal whitey - light-headedness, churning stomach and full-body sheen. I made a swift dash to the toilet and performed a tactical chunder.
tactical chunder by Alastair November 17, 2003

Tactical Chunder 

When someone deliberately chunders in the early stages of an evening in order to then drink more later on in the night. They can also do this to avoid chundering embarrassingly.
I'm gonna have a tactical chunder and then we can go to Smack.
Tactical Chunder by mewj October 3, 2015

Riding the Chunder Dragon 

Upon seeing your friend/associate/work mate/family member being sick and flapping their wings (see "chunder dragon"), you niftily launch yourself onto their back, cling on tight and proclaim to anyone lucky enough to witness this once in a lifetime event, "YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"

Alternately, if the dragon is so shitfaced it has dropped to its knees while chundering, you can straddle its back like an angry jockey on a fucked up horse. This may come with the added comic effect of slamming their face into a pool of their own regurgitated stomach acids.

To date there are only legends of mighty men who have been brave enough to ride the fabled Chunder Dragon. If you ever get the chance to join this elite of immortal heroes, do not falter
Man 1 "oh shit, i'm gonna chunder lads..."
Man 2 "QUICK, FLAP YOUR ARMS...YEEEAAH! RIDING THE CHUNDER DRAGON!"
Everyone "Holy shit, fucking AWESOME!"