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Chronic Facebook User

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their Facebook to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CFU. A chronic Facebook User when first tries facebook feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Facebook.
Don't get me wrong facebook.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Facebook User
by sakiv January 9, 2011
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chronic fatigue

a condition whereby after a virus or an infection, a patient is extremely exhasted and suffers dizziness, nausea, pain, othostatic intolerence and other symtoms.

There is no diagnostic test for chronic fatigue syndrome and is really is a disease of exclusion.

In many cases patients are diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome but turn out to have serious immune system problems, cancer, dysautonomia and other.
by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006
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Undead Chronic

Undead Chronic is the man that all men should aspire to be.
by PistolPedro February 27, 2022
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chronic flakes

The flaky ash that comes off a joint/blunt.
Droppin chronic flakes on yo ass biatch! -Snoop Dogg
by Joshaway November 13, 2007
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chronic stoner syndrome

Also known as CSS, and if left untreated by daily doses of marjiuana, attention span decreases, will power decreases, forgetfulness increases, lack of self control increases, and general reality is skewed.
"Hey Steve remember that $10 from the party last night?"

"Nah man my CSS kicked in, let me fire up a bowl real quick, and I'll remember the exact ammount I do owe you"

"Damn Steve, you should definitely cure that Chronic Stoner Syndrome"
by Dr.Chronic May 12, 2008
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Chronic Pain

Chronic Pain is pain that is ongoing and appears to be permanent.
I told my doc I suffer from chronic pain, when I run out of chronic I'm in pain, so he gave me a mmj rec. =)~
by LaFFiZzLe January 6, 2011
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Chronic Bitch Face

Female and/or male (probably named Corbin) that looks pissed off even if he's the happiest guy on the planet.
There's no way that Corbin will overcome his case of chronic bitch face.
by Jaw0413 October 2, 2014
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