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the biggest chokers in history

Undoubtedly the '04 Yankees, characterized by such players as Slappy, Jason "Pumped-up-on-steroids" Giambi, and the Skeet covered Jeet
After almost swallowing several of their teammates cocks, and then blowin a 3-0 lead in the ALCS, the '04 Yankees deserve the title, "the biggest chokers in history"
by jar March 11, 2005
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Blind Man Choker

when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.
Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it!
by Chubert October 25, 2010
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corn eyed bowl choker

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.
Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes
by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011
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Goat Chokers

Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.
by ballsmahony January 5, 2013
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Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.
When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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Bowl Choker

A bowel movement so large, the average household toilet struggles to dispose of it.
"Dude, you should have seen the bowl choker I had after yesterday's mexican buffet."
by flwlss October 11, 2019
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sardine choker

A derogatory term used to describe someone of Norwegian descent.
by GH123456 March 2, 2011
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