Cheeky Chindian

The act of sexual abuse during oral sex where you proceed to slap your rock-hard stiffy against a woman's mouth until at least one of her teeth chips, and then jizz onto her eyebrows to force her to shave them off.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend was being a total bitch last night when we were making out so I totally Cheeky Chindianed her
Guy 2: How many teeth did you break?
Guy 1: Just her front tooth but she''ll have to draw her eyebrows on with a ruler.

by Cream4Curtis January 22, 2014

Cheesy Dick

A Male with a odor to his penis, usually an Old molded Cheese smell... Mostly found on Uncircumcised men, but circumcised men can receive it also... In Most cases the smell comes from left over Urine Drops, Pre Ejaculation, and Poor Hygiene...

"Pull that skin back, so I can suck that dick"

"Eww... wtf? Boy go wash that Cheesy Dick"

by TSMorgan October 18, 2013

it aint easy, being cheesy

A term used in defense of a verbal attack. Often said when you are blamed for something that was clearly your fault.

gulf: 'you ruined the the lives of thousands of people, and caused irreparable damage to the environment, not to mention taking away people's livlihoods.'

BP: 'we have a lot on our plate at the moment'

gulf: 'our lives are over'

BP: 'It aint easy, being cheesy'

gulf: 'oh, we understand. Sorry we should've known.

by dart8's4life June 25, 2010

Cheesy Mangruff

The act of cumming in your girl's pubic hair and proceeding to eat your cum out of it.

Tom- "Dude I gave my girl a Cheesy Mangruff last night."
Fred- "Why?..."

by sexonthedunes March 19, 2009

Cheeky Hog

The Noun for the Woman perched precariously between 2 men in a spit roast. Usually up for anything. The cheeky hog may have also came into contact with many STD's so the minge is usually quite potent. It is unadvisable to tell the cheeky hog that she is a cheeky hog

Me Ben and Chris found this cheeky hog, but she only liked me and Chris, so we roasted her and Ben Watched

by Wad of Dick October 28, 2009

Cheesy Vomit

Words best used to describe the smell of someone who has eaten cheese, got drunk and more than likely vomited in their own hair

Oh my god did you smell that person, it was like cheesy vomit

by Smell Lover November 24, 2010

Cheesy Goosebumps

Goosebumps when experiencing situations of extreme cheesiness.

Andy: She is such the most cutest, wonderful girl for me, and we will love each other till the end of the world.

Jake: Dude, your giving me cheesy goosebumps with ur words of cheese!

by kri3weirdo January 1, 2013