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Cheap Bastard 

A person with a tendency to disappear when it happens to be their round. Known by everyone in the office/world as a miser/scrooge or more affectionately as having short arms and being unable to reach into their pocket to obtain money for the purchase of goods and services.
We were all at the pub and when it came to Kalon's round he disappeared.....cheap bastard
Cheap Bastard by DJ LJ February 21, 2011
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cheap as chips 

Famous saying from our fav presenter David Dickinson, who introduced to the saying to his viewing audience (mainly students) on the BBC show Bargain Hunt. Means very cheap, a bargain! Check out www.david-dickinson.net for more.
N.B All Americans 'chips' = 'fries'
Only twenty quid for a ticket- cheap as chips mate!!
cheap as chips by Crazy Days August 3, 2004
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Cheap talk 

From gaming slang, something that doesn't concern the game. For extension something (usually shallow) that doesn't concern the real subject or purpose of the conversation.
While you're studying hard:

man one: "Oh man, I met this girl this morning, i cannot....."
man two: "shhh, stop with these cheap talks! We don't have time now!"
Cheap talk by nico_la May 15, 2018

Cheap Bastard 

A Slumlord who keeps the heat off in his rental units until code enforcement comes to inspect, after they leave he turns it off again
Cheap Bastard by Capt Copernicus January 9, 2009

Cheap Tactics 

Using tactics that require an absence of testicles; usually used by players with no skill.
Constantly suicide bombing a base in Return to Castle Wolfenstein.
Cheap Tactics by Dirk January 18, 2004

cheap seats 

An amazing TV show on ESPN classic in which Jason and Randy Sklar make fun of sports shows that have run on ESPN.
Cheap Seats airs on ESPN Classic at 11:30pm and 2:30am
cheap seats by Salvo85 August 13, 2006

Cheap Ass GUY 

A GUY who finds no shame in exploiting his financial situation to receive maximum benefit from co-workers and hard working businesses. This individual also blatantly steals from hard working business but always finds a self justified reason that makes it okay.
Dude, are you seriously taking a doggy bag from a chinese buffet? Didn't you eat enough?

What? I paid to eat all I can.

You're such a cheap ass GUY.
Cheap Ass GUY by cadillac lounge August 20, 2011