Charity Relief Work

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting

I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage

by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007

Charity

“Charity” is a female which is most common found in its home or a pub. A Charity is a mostly independent creature whom prefers to help others around her than herself. Known for using a social camouflage of firery and verbally vulgar interactions, the Charity scares away potential threats from shit cunts whom would likely take advantage of her or be unable to make her cum. The Charitys facade though tough, once penetrated reveals a beautiful and pleasant filling of affection and sensitivity. If you are able to capture a Charity, use of Bourbon double black cans have been found most effective for sedating and also seducing for mating.

Other breeds of the Charity species often are found in daddy issue prone industries.

(Mate turns up rotten drunk after MIA for days)
Fuck mate, you pulled a Charity you loose cunt!

by Kwiteakatchladies December 24, 2019

CHARITY

Having sex with a fat chick

Tom: I fucked a big un last night!

Bob: Dude, why? I know you can pull better ass than that.

Tom: Sometimes you gotta give to charity my friend.

by bluebuffalo November 7, 2006

Charity

She is very very beautiful in every way possible and you will love her no matter what. she is also very short but she is still amazing...
But her farts smell the worst

Who is charity?
A beautiful girl who is small.

by Jų§ť Âñą October 27, 2019

Charity Work

Chatting a girl up out of sympathy because no one else will do it.

by Kilo Lobo June 14, 2003

charity strike

another name for a free throw in basketball.

Commentator: "And Shaq misses both from the charity strike."

by deusbello July 11, 2011

Chasity

smelly girl who loves Hamilton and everything girly in the world. She has a huge crush on rob lowe, and mostly anyone from twilight and has a hunk bf.

hey chasity wheres that stud muffin you call a bf?

by richardlawrence December 9, 2021