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chemistry

Some fucked up bootleg-ass bullshit that's not a real science. The bastard child of physics.
Yo I just rolled out of chemistry and capped some bitches because I was so distressed by chemistry's apathy towards SI units and scientific procedure.
by PercolatinPhyser January 5, 2009
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Chemistry

The extremely boring science of explaining why chemical stuff happens. Studying chemistry instantly removes much of the fun that can be had when lighting things on fire by explaining how it happens. Teachers of this heinous subject are believed to have no soul, be mentaly unstable, or both. Also, people on the chemistry team enjoy similar status as those on the Math team (complete losers who find fun in academic achievement).
Jack: Yo Jill you wanna come to the chemistry competition with me? We're gonna totally own those guys from Sackville High. Their pocket protectors are pink. Those losers *nyehehehehehe*

Jill: Jack, you're a loser. *walks away*
by The BR December 25, 2006
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chemistry

1. A college class designed to kill students.

2. What happens if you put Jaden Schwartz, Brayden Schenn, and Vladimir Tarasenko of the St. Louis Blues on the same offensive line.
1. The chemistry test grades just came out and my day just went from bad to a nuclear meltdown.
2. Schwartz-Schenn-Tarasenko have so much chemistry, they've combined for 78 goals, 103 assists, and 181 points in 2017-18.
by A.Sep March 28, 2018
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chemistry

oh god i hate chemistry
by loulou3435 October 1, 2018
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Chemistry

A subject that will kill you from the inside out eventually making you commit suicide
Guy: should I take chemistry?
Her: NO u will want to die
by chinkchong December 19, 2019
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Chemistry

The worst fucking thing to ever exist in the universe and is most likely the most hated subject in the entire universe
"fuck chemistry"
by SmdChemistry November 14, 2020
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