Chardonap

An involuntary or unexpected nap taken after drinking ones fair share of wine.

Where's grandma? She was drinking wine earlier so I'm pretty sure she's taking a chardonap.

by The Chizzler July 19, 2015

Chardonday

Wet fart in your pants as a last resort to avoid responsibility.

Cheers to the day you got your way and there's nothing they can say .

Feeling like ferris bueller told the boss i shit myself he went silent and I get Chardonday. It's an H.r. nightmare

I was not ready for the exam Friday so I told my mom the white lie my stomach was really bubbling I couldn't go to class I already chalked up my undies. That's enough for chardonday

by Drew4aces March 6, 2019

Chardonne

Chardonne is probably someone who uses a lot of device time or no device time at all. They probably like K-pop and anime or maybe both. They have a lot of friends and likes animals all shapes ans sizes

Chardonne is crazy over K-pop

by Tatsuki Pekoyama May 30, 2021

Chardonique

A beautiful young lady, sexy, brilliant and always focused on what’s important
Any guy that gets her should treat her like a queen as she deserves to be treated. Chardonique is a very unique name

She stands out

Chardonique is an amazing girl

by To express true meanings November 24, 2021

chardonnaise

A delicious drink made from bleding mayonnaise into wine made from chardonnay grapes.

She enjoyed a steak of mammoth proportions and a giant, fresh, crisp salad accompanied by a big, oaky chardonnaise.

by Mr Deats June 1, 2022

chardonnanny

1. A drunk woman you left watching your children.

dont leave your kids with that chardonnanny!, especially if you have a pool!

by technormouse September 13, 2022

chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 22, 2022