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carb daddy

God of all carbs. One of the most powerful forces in the galaxy. He summoned all other aesthetic Gods inside the heavely chamber in hopes of generating pure energy and strength. He who guides the weak minded through pain and difficulties. He will eat all the carbs on this earth. He will not stop. He will keep going. He will eat everything, even the galaxy without limitation.
Adrian: "I want to be Carb Daddy!"
Bryan: "No, you can't. There is only one Carb Daddy. You must bow before me. "
by iimraiz March 23, 2017
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carbohydration

The act of overloading carbohydrates to satisfy instinctual needs.
My favorite part of Thanksgiving is getting my Carbohydration!
by Real Akeel November 23, 2017
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carbon tax

What politicians believe is the only viable solution to climate change just so they can charge more tax.
That guest on CNN said carbon tax is the only solution to climate change? Give me a break.
by carbonator December 11, 2017
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Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder

The compulsion to CC your boss or colleagues on every damn email you send!

The sufferer usually will usually tell you they do it to keep their boss "in the loop" but mostly it's just to prove they're working.

Commonly known as OCCD.
Why do I have 50 fucking emails from you today? Get your Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder under control or I'll disable your email account.
by MaxVegas July 31, 2012
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The Carbon Cycle

The Carbon Cycle is probably better known as The Circle of Life. Since it is a continuous cycle, there is really no beginning of the cycle but we will start with the plants.

First the plants absorb carbon from the air through their leaves.
Then herbivores eat the plants and the plants give a percentage of their energy and their carbon to the herbivore.
Next carnivores eat the herbivores and that passes along energy and carbon as well.
Finally the carnivore dies, decomposes, and the carbon returns to the soil that eventually grows grass and other plants.

The atmosphere receives carbon from various sources but here are a couple:
- Burned fossil fuels.
- When animals exhale. (Including humans.)
- Believe it or not, volcanoes!
- Plant respiration. (When Plants "breathe" in, they also inhale oxygen so they exhale a portion of carbon dioxide.)
Grass absorbs carbon through leaves. Rabbit eats grass. Fox eats rabbit. Fox eventually dies, decomposes, and becomes soil. Soil grows new grass. That is the Carbon Cycle.
by IceHockey1835 December 16, 2014
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Methaline Carbon Finoxide

The greatest substance known to any human being. Nothing can compare to its greatness.
I love Methaline Carbon Finoxide in my system.
by Aubergine Dave July 23, 2018
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bukkake carbomb

When several Irish or red haired men take turns ejaculating into a glass of beer before giving it to a receptive woman to chug.
If you like Irish car bombs and gingers you’re going to love this bitch. We made a warm bukkake carbomb for you! Chug it!
by Jon Reremy August 14, 2020
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