by HaddiFly November 28, 2009
Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
by IronFozzie October 12, 2011
a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
by arrgitsasnake December 05, 2015
During syllabus week (week one of every quarter), participate in heavy drinking every night until the start of week 2.
Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.
Invented by the geniuses at Santa Clara University.
by 25pseudonym1 September 03, 2014
That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.
by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014
Man 1: hey man I heard you and your GF got in an argument
Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me
Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?
Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions
Man 1: HAH, yessir
Man 2: yeah, now she won’t screw me
Man 1: Damn, are you mad about it?
Man 2: nah, I’m just gonna go to the bathroom and pop a bottle of the Champagne of Champions
Man 1: HAH, yessir
by JewishGld April 03, 2020
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