by Dan Sikorski September 05, 2006
by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023
A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!
"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"
"he ain't gon do nun."
The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:
"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.
The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
"he ain't gon do nun."
The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:
"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.
The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.
by Certified Bossier Boy November 15, 2022
Be careful with that plastic chair, I don't think it's BIG MAN CERTIFIED. This Ladder is not Big Man Certified, It says the weight limit is 200 pounds.
by Big Man Certified February 28, 2019
A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.
by JD100 February 26, 2010
A "Bruh Moment" of the highest caliber. Only in certain situations may a "Bruh Moment" be certified.
Person 1: "The kids in my basement won't stop screaming"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"
by brickswithfun May 09, 2020
by dapenisisbig August 23, 2021