Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

Big Man Certified

When Goods, Products, and Services are able to accommodate Big and Tall people.

Be careful with that plastic chair, I don't think it's BIG MAN CERTIFIED. This Ladder is not Big Man Certified, It says the weight limit is 200 pounds.

by Big Man Certified February 28, 2019

Certified Shaygo Moment

A legendary sigma male saying a Certified Side Shaygo Secret.

Person: You know what I respect that my bro, keep it up, that's a real certified shaygo moment.

by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023

Certified Bossier Boy

A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!

"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"

"he ain't gon do nun."

The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:

"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.

The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.

by Certified Bossier Boy November 15, 2022

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010

Certified "Bruh Moment"

A "Bruh Moment" of the highest caliber. Only in certain situations may a "Bruh Moment" be certified.

Person 1: "The kids in my basement won't stop screaming"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"

by brickswithfun May 9, 2020

certified circus clown

ccc: certified circus clown
definition: Javier leong

wow javier, u are a certified circus clown!!

by dapenisisbig August 23, 2021