Cling-Ons

Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.

I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.

by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004

clingy girlfriend

Girlfriend that texts you 24/7, who stalks you through your window as you slowly fall asleep every night. Can't get you off her mind and gets jealous when you talk to another girl...even if it's your mom!

She texted me like 25 times in the last second. Wow she is such a clingy girlfriend.

by KaityLady May 13, 2016

ceiling jizz

Ceiling jizz occurs when one blows one's load onto said surface. This difficult feat is usually achieved after especially explosive ejaculations.

At some colleges (notably the University of Notre Dame) young men throw "ceiling jizz" parties. These parties are akin to circle jerks. At such a party, each young man takes it in turn to stimulate himself. When he is close to achieving orgasm, his compatriots hold him up horizontally so that his semen goes all over the ceiling. Homosexual males may choose to stimulate each other instead. In the morning, there are often little stalactites of dried sperm hanging from the ceiling.

"So this kid nobody knows comes into our party, has a few beers, chats up some girls, thanks me and Mitch for the good time, and then... jizzes all over our ceiling."

"Jizz on her ceiling?! I hardly know her!"

"God damn it! If that kid of ours keeps jizzing on the ceiling I'm gonna..."
"Howard, calm down. You remember when we were first dating and we visited my parents' house? They had to replaster the entire room."

"Ceiling jizz. It's what's for dinner."

by CJ McSplooge March 21, 2009

ceiling cat

The cat that lives in your ceiling and watches you through a hole while you are masturbating.

While masturbating, ceiling cat let his presence be known by playing the tuba.

by FreakinKenny!! June 11, 2006

Sex on the ceiling

Sex so good it makes you feel like you're going higher higher and higher until you touch the ceiling.

Your love was so good it felt like we was having sex on the ceiling.

by koollover4u April 24, 2015

Celina

someone beautiful, who's out-going, amazing personality, knows how to kick ass when she has to, fun to have around, has HUGE chubby cheeks, big eyes that you can get lost in, 4' 11" and 3/4, adorable voice that i can hear for hours over the phone, adorable face that i'll never get tired of seeing, someone i truly love, my best friend, my girlfriend, my fiance, my everything.

-are you eating something?

-no, i'm just Celina. my cheeks are naturally big.

by sne23 December 6, 2010

Clingy

A boyfriend/girlfriend or possibly someone who likes you who becomes let's say, obssesed. Signs that your boyfriend/girlfriend is clingy: doesn't stop calling, constantly tells you how much they love/like you, writes you songs, buys you flowers/chocolate so much it gets annoying, and wants to spend time..all the time.

For serious cases they may begin talking about moving in, or marrige after only a month!

Example:

Sally:When I first started dating Bob it was ok..but now..he's always around me, my answering machine is never empty, and he's best friends with my mom!

Sally's friend: Damn that's clingy!

by -Amy.S- December 27, 2005