Cardinal's Eye

The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.

I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?

by Sqrd July 5, 2020

Cardine

A full time badderz

The real life superwomen - that girl cardine is a badderz

by Ends2net November 22, 2021

cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020

Léa Cardin-Houde

To be stupid.

''Omg you are so Léa Cardin-Houde!!''

by Leguruduspinning November 25, 2019

cardinal mendoza

When a male or female takes a shit in their partners bellt button.

I was on the job amd needed to go. So i whipped out and had a cardinal mendoza on her.

by 666god666 November 3, 2017

The Cardinal

The Cardinal is a drink consisting of red wine, Cherry Sourz and a dash of tabasco sauce. Made famous by Colin "The Cardinal" Hill each element is red to represent the fact Cardinal is actually a reddy colour. It is often consumed with milk and bread.

"Lets have ourselves a Cardinal"
"Oh no The Cardinal is the most disgusting drink ever"

by Colin H March 29, 2008

cardinal drinker

A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly

Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?

Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can

by BeerChugger June 22, 2016