eating the catfood

give oral sex to a woman

-he draws me pictures of himself eating the catfood so i can excited about the pleasure he will give me later-

by punkdtn May 23, 2006

cactophile

someone who enjoys having relations with cacti!

did you see that guy's colonoscophy? hes definately a cactophile

by Cravin Morhedd April 8, 2008

Poop Cacoon

Molded shit around somebodys dick, usually done while another person is asleep with a raginging erection, often blown dry to dry out the poop on the erection.

Don't fucking fall asleep douche bag or im going to give you a poop cacoon

by tit hair February 20, 2010

cactopus

When a girl hasn't shaved her pubes in a short while and they end up stubby and spikey.

I picked up a girl last night and she had a cactopus. After some hot sex I looked down and I was bleeding excessively

by Jake Huang June 24, 2006

Caconomenology

The study of ugly, weird, strange and/or unfortunate baby names, mostly for the pleasure of mocking those baby names.

First heard in "Baby's got a bad bad name" on www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com

OMG did you see what she named her twin babies?

Navaleenah Jade
And
Mahkayleeaih Daisy

Is she crazy, or going for the Caconomenology hall of fame?

by peachtree2 January 13, 2011

Canford School

A school full of idiots who think they know how to play sport but always lose to Bryanston which is a drug fest itself, posh twats.

Also known as the posh private school which is a bit of a rip off that is in the middle of nowhere!

Canford school is shit

by Mug off June 26, 2019

cafonitary

1. A supervisor of personnel. A cafonitary has all the responsibilities of a supervisor but is allowed none of the authority to enforce that supervision. 2. A figurehead. 3. Very Junior NCO. 4. Lance Sergeant. 5. Acting Corporal.

To a suboordinate: I'm the Cafonitary here. You will report to me...if you want...s'up to you...no pressure...

by balls104 April 21, 2008