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Crispy

(programming, especially in relation to database query languages): a query is 'crispy' if it will technically run in a database, but it is extremely over-done and unnecessarily confusing.
He got the right answer, but that query sure is crispy.
by BlazingGardener February 22, 2024
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Crispy

A blond woman of white origin, usually american, that is not from your culture and is not accepted by your family.

Crispy is the incorrect way of saying kristie, an abbreviation of the name Kristina.
Me: I have to go meet Crispy tomorrow.

Bro: But bro, i thought your family didnt approve of her.

Me: Yes they dont, but they still dont know about her.
by dubmono February 29, 2024
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crispy

say someone dropped a spliff on the floor
“are you buggin
by k.9nine February 16, 2025
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Crispy

No i dont want Tyler to give me a back massage that fool is crispy af
by Scanteguey January 4, 2026
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Crispy x

A word used to describe something excellent, originating from indie legend Miles Peter Kane. Usually followed by an 'X', it can be applied to nearly every situation. Followers of @mileskane on instagram will be able to witness daily examples of the word in use through his story. May also be Liverpudlian slang.
"Crispy loafers X"
"Crispy in the pool X"
"Fuckin crispy X"
by memeturnerz December 28, 2018
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Crispy Drawers

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.
My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.
by NiraMillson October 4, 2016
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Crispy hippie

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.
Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.
by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008
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