Coronavirus

Almost something out of a movie like I am Legend or Contagion, though there never has been any normal human behavior to lose. People's lives were always dysfunctional, and always will be. The ones who seem normal and want everything to change into a more functional, appropriate union are the ones you want to watch.

The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining dysfunctional by nature. They don't need to change their lives, and nothing around them needs to change either. Nobody has to be or get appropriate or functional, and the coronavirus won't change that.

by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

Coronavirus

Coronavirus (also known as "Covid-19"), a new dangerous piece of shit that dominated the whole world since 2020. The name "Corona" came from a beer named also "Corona". It was first discovered in 2019, from Wuhan, China. No one likes this shit, and it is very dangerous when contacted with a case. According to the Coronavirus World Stats, Covid-19 fucked up approximatively 300,300,000 people around the world (Date: 2022-01-08). To prevent Covid-19, we should wear our masks properly, washing our hands with a hand sanitizer, and keeping 2 meters of distance of each person. The world has obtained 3 vaccins for Anti-Coronavirus, first dose, second dose and third dose (booster shot) (Date: 2022-01-08). This definition was written in 2022-01-08, for now, we do not know when this bullshit (Coronavirus) will be finally over.

Coronavirus is bad.

by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022

Coronavirus

FUCK THIS SINCE MARCH OF 2020!

Guy 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS!
Guy 2: What??!
Guy 1: FUCK CORONAVIRUS I JUST EATED STRANGER'S POOP
Guy 2: Chill bro!

Guy 1: NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL OR AIRPORT I JUST BOUGHT A HOTEL IN RUSSIA FOR $500!!!!
Guy 2: Why you don't go to my hotel?
Guy 1: YOU ARE A NASTY FUCK! YOUR HOTEL IS DIRTY I WANT TO.... *dies*
Guy 2: If you don't believe Coronavirus.... You're dead forever
Guy 1: *Saying "FUUUUUUUUUCK" In his brain*

by Senickres August 31, 2021

Coronavirus

The coronavirus is just a fucking disgrace but a blessing at the same time. It ruined so much fucking shit, but at the same time it really showed how stupid people really are in the real world (antimaskers)

Yo the coronavirus is so horrible

No fucking shit

by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020

Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021

Coronavirus Test

When you fuck her through either nostril.

Bro, I think I touched her brain. That was definetely a Coronavirus Test.

by Upppeer August 22, 2020

CoronaVirus

The reason you cant:

GET TOILET PAPER

WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING

NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK

GO BACK TO SCHOOL

GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES

INTERACT WITH ANYONE

FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT

EAT OUT

GRADUATE

see more...

IM LOSING MY MIND

Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
see results:
LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus

by y.e.s.s.i.r May 9, 2020