When two dykes are scissoring and then ejaculate into a glass mason jar and add spices, seasoning or favorite food items and eat it off eachothers sphincters
When shit happens that is uncalled for, fucked up and ridiculous. A straight cluster fuck. Also can be a person that is unorganized, being a asshole and just plain trifling.
an extremely unatractive female, usually having facial hair and most likely a bigger penis than you do
zach: DAMN THAT IS A BUTCH ASS BITCH
michael: hell yeah she looks like a fuckin yeti
zach: ew! she bent over
michael: holy shit that bitch has a dick
zach: id smash
The hairiest most pronounced vagina of all time. May or may not be wearing the tightest jeans of all time. May or may not have the heaviest flow of all time.
Oh my lord, your nether region is such a butch otter I can't believe you allow it in public.
A lesbian that plays the "male" role in the relationship. Her characteristics consist of Spikey Hair, Flannel shirts, Mild Facial Hair and a Deeper voice. This is the one who straps on the dildo and pounds the other dyke in the ass. Common Occupations: Trucker, LumberJack, Mechanic and Custodian.
Dyke 1: "Hey Hunny, How was work?"
Dyke 2: "Well it started off good until my 18-wheeler got a flat and I had to make a pit-stop. The flat cost me $125 and a blow job, But things got better when I picked up a gap-toothed 15 yr. old and jammed it in her ass a couple times..."