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burnsauce

New slang word first uttered by T-Rex of Dinosaur Comics fame. Similar in meaning to burn, but saucier.
T-Rex: Hey there Utahraptor! Have I ever told you you're a prints among men?
Utahraptor: You have not! And let me just say: thanks, T-Rex!
T-Rex: A 29 cents prints, that is!
Utahraptor: That doesn't even make sense!
T-Rex: Still!
T-Rex: Burnsauce!!
by bgroon December 4, 2004
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burls

an exlamation of disgust about an object, person or situation that is undesirable and/or unappealling
burls! that chic is ugly!
by jehorko May 23, 2006
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Burnside Handshake

When a streetwalker gets in your car she will ask you if you are a cop. When you say no, she will ask you to prove it. This involves her pulling out your penis or sliding her hand in your pants and grapping your penis so she can give it a quick tug. This is what's known as the Burnside Handshake.

In Seattle it's call the Aurora handshake. In Phoenix it's referred to as the East Van Buren Handshake, and in LA oftentimes known as the Sunset Blvd Handshake.
Hey now that your in the car, would you like to do the burnside handshake??
by AHitler July 15, 2007
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Tim Burns

Tim Burns is a nobel man, around 6'14, who enjoys saving kittens from rooftops and stealing from the poor. He (and his sidekick Tom Plett) were able to defeat the Nazi Part in the so called "World War 2". Tim Burns has lived on in the hearts of mind of all involved.
Who won the first world war?
TIM BURNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS

Bryson, did you get your homework done?
TIM BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS
by Bryson Le March 8, 2005
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Burns

to lie or make up an entire story involving something that never happened.

Noun- a lie or totally made up story.
Matt- He says he is being recruited for archery.
Nick- That is a total burns.

Joe- He says he is stuck in traffic and will be here in an hour.
Mike- He is burnsing. He will never show up.
by Itwasntme128 September 19, 2009
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bertsch

german last name that no one ever spells correctly. often mistaken as: burch, birch, berch, bertch, etc, etc.
"wow how do you spell bertsch again?"
"i forgot how to spell bertsch."
"why are there like 4 consonants in a row in the name bertsch?"
by lauraaaaa May 29, 2008
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burns mcgruff

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat
"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”
by Big Papa Pump 08 November 1, 2008
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