fist bump

An alternative to a high five or handshake, often seen in sports. The white person's term for dap. Preferred by germophobiacs such as Howie Mandel. According to Fox News, a terrorist action.

Fox News anchor E. D. Hill: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?"

Kevin: "Nice shot, man! Fist bump!"

by thesivart July 5, 2008

Junk Bump

When your girlfriend or boyfriend (whatever preference may be) walks by while reaching out to bump your crotch with their hand. Not to be confused with a grope, it's just a quick tap, to let you know they're thinking of the guy downstairs.

We were just cleaning house and all of a sudden she walked past me and gave me a junk bump... then it was time to clean naked!

by Naughty lil French Maid July 8, 2009

Florida Speed Bump

An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.

Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"

Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"

by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009

butt bump

Verb.
To bump something with your butt.

I had to butt bump the door to get in since it was sealed

by 169 July 5, 2008

Bump and Dump

The act of dating a girl just to have sex wit her and then dumping her immediately afterwords.

Abv. BaD or B&D

Jimmy: Wow Sally is pretty hot.
James: Yea but she is not girlfriend material, I think I'll pull the ol' bump and dump.

by TheMasta333 April 14, 2009

bump off

to kill, especially a planned hit.

The drug dealer paid a hit man to bump off the someone who owed him a lot of money

by Libertine October 4, 2005

Bump Stops

When you're engaged in sexual intercourse, typically in the doggystyle position, and you fuck so hard that your hip bones are hitting her assbones to the point of physical pain.

"shit dude i was hittin the bump stops in that $1.20, it was a mercy root i swear"

"Man I was smackin the guts out of the missus last night, goin so hard i hit the bump stops"

by foswizz October 10, 2008