bacterial futurism

An ecosocialist theory of society and politics suggesting that both interpersonal interactions and large-scale human dynamics can be better understood through insights drawn from microorganisms. Since bacteria form the fundamental building blocks of life on Earth, these single-celled organisms hold immense potential—especially when considered collectively, in vast numbers.

Pessimistic about the future? Bacterial futurism has an answer! We can only get out of this situation by organizing en masse toward a decentralized, ecosocialist future.

by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025

Bunctious

bunctious (adj.)
1. Visibly unpleasant or ugly.
2. Evil or intentionally bad behavior.

1. “He looked bunctious in that dim light.”
2. “The gang was caught doing some bunctious activities in that old warehouse.”

by twentyoneshakespeare April 20, 2025

Buctism

Now why would you ask us? Ho we don’t know…

Still don’t know wtf buctism means…

by PunaniDasani June 5, 2025

Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit

"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

by anonymous November 21, 2025

Bacteria that eats shit

Someone who doesn't deserved to be called shit

"You are not shit, you are the Bacteria that eats shit"

by Skull47 November 22, 2025

Big Bactivities

Something that only a fat person or big back would do

"Jajuan is doing Big Bactivities, he's eating 2 meals at once"

by popajohn April 6, 2024