Small-browsing is a method of "stealthy" web browsing for when incognito mode just doesn't get you off. Small-browsers drag the corners of the open web page inwards, creating an air-tight, sealed window for the discreet viewing of pornographic or otherwise nsfw material, typically in a public setting. While the majority of small-browsers small-browse in classrooms, they have also been known to participate in small-browsing within libraries during lunch or their personal time. Please note that small-browsing should never occur in private, and should always be done without shame.
Tim: Hey, is that kid looking at porn?
Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.
Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!
Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.
Joe: Most likely. Would you look at the size of his window? He's totally small-browsing.
Tim: Golly, Joe! You sure are observant! Jeepers, no shame at all!
Joe: No shame, no pain. That's the motto.
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1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.
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Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean
2) Jacking off
Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean
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Private browsing is more comprehensive than simply erasing the history, because that's just a list of URLs, and browsers also save things like cookies (for sites to remember you) and images in the cache (to load faster later).
Private browsing is just a browser feature — there are other ways visited sites are tracked (for example, by your Internet provider), so it's not foolproof.
Private browsing is more comprehensive than simply erasing the history, because that's just a list of URLs, and browsers also save things like cookies (for sites to remember you) and images in the cache (to load faster later).
Private browsing is just a browser feature — there are other ways visited sites are tracked (for example, by your Internet provider), so it's not foolproof.
Say you are about to purchase a surprise for someone. If you choose a private browsing session, after you're done, other people won't see what gift you bought, or your credit card number, or your drug trafficking, or your porn.
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