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Bronze Monkey

A variation of the Brass Monkey (Which is Old English 800 drunk to the top of the label then filled up with orange juice)
Where you take the OE and drink it to the top of the label...then filling it with iced tea
I was all outta OJ so instead of Brass monkey, I had to go with the bronze Monkey
by PeteyPij November 1, 2009
mugGet the Bronze Monkeymug.

bronze, silver,golden

rating system for the fineness of women
bronze being lowest silver second gold is top
friend1:man you see that girl over there she is golden
friend2:man she is barley silver
friend3: man your both crazy she is totally a bronze
random guy: oh you guys are rating her on the bronze, silver,golden scale
by threex October 10, 2008
mugGet the bronze, silver,goldenmug.

Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.
"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."
by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009
mugGet the Chiseled Bronze Man-Godmug.

Bronze Medalist

Someone who isn't first or second.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.
I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.
by NoOneWillBeHereToSaveYou October 7, 2023
mugGet the Bronze Medalistmug.

Bronzing

The activity of placing an object up one’s shitty I unwiped ass so it is covered in feces and replacing it in it’s original position
My roommate Kyle kicked me in the balls last night so I Bronzed his Apple Watch

Bronzing
by Mc_staircase December 14, 2021
mugGet the Bronzingmug.

bronze medal

When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces
Must have a bronze medal in there the amount he’s farted
by BungalowD December 27, 2020
mugGet the bronze medalmug.

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