broomski

When you bury your face in a Woman's cleavage and make a motorboat sound with your lips.

"I wanted to give that Hooters waitress a broomski.

by Jumblatt September 7, 2008

Bronomics

The social science that studies the lives of "bros"

Brojangles: Hey broseph does the bro-juice work better if I inject it in my ass?

Brosiphious maximus: bromontana what are you brotarded or something? Ofcourse the ass is the best place for bro-juice

Brojangles: how do you know bro?

Brosiphious maximus: bro its simple bronomics

Brojangles: wow im gana be such a brosephorus rex

by Brosiphious the Third October 12, 2009

brohomotastic

A shift in conversation to faggotry connotations that lets you know your bro thinks of you as a potential boyfriend or butt to pirate

Frequent "slips" into brohomotastic conversation was the first warning sign his bro was really a homo.

Guys can't be bros with homos who fancy them. if the conversation is considered brohomotastic by both guys the feelings are possibly mutual on some level. Do NOT conflate bro affection, brofection, with faggotry

by vogla January 22, 2013

Holdin' Brooms

slang for "cleaning up," or "tidying up"; the act of cleaning up.

"So, what are you planning on doing today?"

"Me and my roommate are planning on holdin' brooms."

by flamingos January 30, 2009

Drake-Brockman

A heredetary mneonic learning disability requiring the sufferer to evaluate observed data through a filter of 19th Century Colonial beliefs regarding race and social class. Most prevalent in Australia, due to endogamous breeding and the Founder effect, and also found in England where endogamy was an 18th Century rule. Thus, the disease perpetuates itself.

The Australian sheep rancher looked over the back of his ewe just in time to see a group of Aboriginal and Irish children walking to school. Because he had Drake-Brockman he quickly identified these children as inferior and so could no longer see them. Then, he realized he was superior to the whole planet, except for the Queen, and everyone became invisible. He became lonely again and returned to his ewe.

by Beeguyel January 23, 2014

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

by abolishme January 11, 2016

Brocore

norcal brocore kids that go to hardcore shows, who are crazy ass'.

brocore STYLE:basketball shorts, hardcore and/ or metal shirts(stick to your guns, set your goals etc), oldskool vans, and baseball hats worn backwards and barely on the head.

"sharkpunch will kick your f**kin' ass, cuz we will take it to the max, sharkpunch is f**kin' brocore"

by jessicaxbrox September 10, 2007