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The Brown Bow

The Brown Bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their ass. Before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a turd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.
I quit my job today, my boss, Chris, is such a dick I'm going to give him the brown bow.
by D-pop February 19, 2014
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bow chicka bow wow

Most definitly the coolest thing to say during one of those awkward silences!

WARNING: only to be used after an awkward conversation.

2xWARNING: not to be used after awkward conversations w/ your mom or any close relative otherwise mixed messages will be sent and no one wants that...
"So this is my place...
"Bow chicka bow wow...
...you want o come up"!!!
...cough, cough...i mean - sure".
by Erg Master May 24, 2007
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donkey bow

while recieving a blowjob and the girl will not take it all raise your elbow and bow her in the back of the head to make her deep throat
She said she couldnt take all of it while she was giving me a blowjob, so i donkey bowed that bitch and i showed her she could.
by cody singleton November 19, 2007
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bow tie

The coolest clothing item.

Only accessory cooler than a fez.
"I wear a bow tie now. Bow ties are cool!"
by 1026cm September 6, 2013
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GLTTTT BOW

by unknownV2 March 30, 2020
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Bow ties

The mark of an amazing man. He is brilliant, casual, calm under matters of life and death when most people are yelling at him for answers. These bow-ties increase the intellect and appearance of anyone who wears them 1000-fold. The wearer instantly becomes recognized in the current environment as a man of distinction.

Usually worn by these people: secret agent(s) and the current Doctor Who the 11th Doctor.

As well as Bill Nye and some classy scientists and professor(s) who can actually teach and not just ramble on. That's all.
That man has a few bowties? Nay, he has a collection! Wait, is he a doctor? Perhaps. But it is known:

If you wear bow ties, you are therefore; indubitably cool.

Example:

"Bow ties are cool!" -The 11th Doctor Matt Smith

"James Bond wears a bow tie. That is why he's awesome. Not because he's a fictional character super-spy created by Ian Fleming in 1953 with the novel Casino Royale currently being played by Daniel Craig." -a lesser known definition

Thank you BBC UK and America. You're forever pretty awesome.

-An American Fan
by SuperFanFictionalAccount1963 August 23, 2011
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Jan Bowe

A person who bad touch kids no no squares and is always horny
Oh man everyone watch out for Jan Bowe, he seems very hard today. Actually he's hard everyday
by Some Guy Al July 28, 2020
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