I'm so frakin' bored
by WinglessPanda May 27, 2019
Get the Boredmug. The only reason you are reading this is because you are bored. I mean who will look up the word bored in the urban dictionary unless they are really bored. I will type a bunch of random facts below hoping that whoever is reading this will stop being bored.
- flamingos are only pink because they eat algae
- A cow bison hybrid is called a beefalo
- armadillos are bulletproof
- the longest English word is 189,819 letters long
- Calamari is actually squid
- turkeys can blush
- Theodore Roosevelt has a pet hyena
- giraffes tongues are 20 inches long
- bees can fly higher then 29,525 feet
- Bees can make coloured honey
- pigeons and doves are actually the same bird
- eating to many bananas can kill you
- peanuts are actually vegetables
- there are 336 dots on a average golf ball
- Jupiter is the fastest rotating planet in our solar system
- the Mona Lisa has no eye brows
- the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
- hot water turns to ice faster then cold water
- Caffeine doesn’t stunt your growth contrary to popular belief
- you weigh less at night then you do during the day
- the name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with
- Honey is the only food that can spoil
- butterflies taste with there feet
- elephants are the only animal that can jump
- Coca Cola was originally green
- cotton candy was invented by a dentist
- the bumblebee bat is the worlds smallest mammal
- squirrels are behind most power outages
- A cloud can weigh over a million pounds
- The tea bag was an accidental invention
- Paper bags are worse for the environment then plastic bags
- Bubble wrap was intended to be wallpaper
- If you read all of this than you are REALLY bored
- A cow bison hybrid is called a beefalo
- armadillos are bulletproof
- the longest English word is 189,819 letters long
- Calamari is actually squid
- turkeys can blush
- Theodore Roosevelt has a pet hyena
- giraffes tongues are 20 inches long
- bees can fly higher then 29,525 feet
- Bees can make coloured honey
- pigeons and doves are actually the same bird
- eating to many bananas can kill you
- peanuts are actually vegetables
- there are 336 dots on a average golf ball
- Jupiter is the fastest rotating planet in our solar system
- the Mona Lisa has no eye brows
- the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
- hot water turns to ice faster then cold water
- Caffeine doesn’t stunt your growth contrary to popular belief
- you weigh less at night then you do during the day
- the name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with
- Honey is the only food that can spoil
- butterflies taste with there feet
- elephants are the only animal that can jump
- Coca Cola was originally green
- cotton candy was invented by a dentist
- the bumblebee bat is the worlds smallest mammal
- squirrels are behind most power outages
- A cloud can weigh over a million pounds
- The tea bag was an accidental invention
- Paper bags are worse for the environment then plastic bags
- Bubble wrap was intended to be wallpaper
- If you read all of this than you are REALLY bored
by Ptarmiganfacts323 March 11, 2021
Get the Boredmug. by A hooman T^T September 30, 2019
Get the Boredmug. If you’re bored then your probably reading this right now. That’s right I see you! Get off your ass and do something interesting!
Bored person: *lying face first on the floor*
Me: OKAY TIME TO RISE AND SHINE! YOU COULD PAINT, DRAW, WRITE, CHAT WITH PEOPLE, LOOK AT MEMES, READ FANFICS ON WATTPAD THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS! ALL IT TAKES IS YOU MOVING YOUR ASS AND DOING ONE OF THOSE THINGS!
Me: OKAY TIME TO RISE AND SHINE! YOU COULD PAINT, DRAW, WRITE, CHAT WITH PEOPLE, LOOK AT MEMES, READ FANFICS ON WATTPAD THE OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS! ALL IT TAKES IS YOU MOVING YOUR ASS AND DOING ONE OF THOSE THINGS!
by Eevee😚✌️ April 6, 2021
Get the Boredmug. by boaz274 December 3, 2016
Get the Boredmug.