A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.
by Blumpkin Queen November 03, 2011
Ashley wanted to give Brad a blumkin, but before she started he threw in a Skoal Classic and got a Skoal Blumpkin.
by JimArm January 22, 2009
While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
by Kyle MD April 29, 2005
A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.
Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.
Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.
Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.
by DATAyymbr February 28, 2014
by jenclem January 29, 2011
The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.
by Philly Jackson November 10, 2013
A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.
by Ampresandman December 09, 2011