Blumpkin Backfire

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.

Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.

by Purrris August 14, 2006

steak blumpkin

to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma

by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009

blumpkin boy

Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.

"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"

by switchbladejack October 29, 2011

Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.

John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.

by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011

Skoal Blumpkin

Dipping Skoal while getting a blumpkin.

Ashley wanted to give Brad a blumkin, but before she started he threw in a Skoal Classic and got a Skoal Blumpkin.

by JimArm January 21, 2009

country blumpkin

Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.

While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.

by Kyle MD April 28, 2005

berry blumpkin

The act of sucking a man's penis while he is in the act of taking a hot shit on a moving RV that is about to run out of gas.

Betsy Stonehands gave the dirty hitchhiker a berry blumpkin while en route to Birmingham, Alabama.

by Philly Jackson November 10, 2013