Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 13, 2012

Bluff it up

To to talk up a Bluff

To make a lie sound more convincing or appealing

"stop bluffing it up"
stop making things up

"I really bluffed that up"
I really talked up that bluff
"why don't you bluff it up a bit?"

by scarfraz January 24, 2022

BLUFF(y)

Big Lazy Ugly Fat Fuck. Can be used with a y to show enthusiasm.

He couldn't do the job because he's a BLUFF(y)!

by M0ng066 February 24, 2024

Bluff Bunny

A person who tries to act like they know what they are doing even though they know don't have a clue.

A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.

Bluff Bunny: "Can I borrow your clippers?"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"

-after-

Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."

Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"

by Stonemagick April 27, 2011

Blink Bluff

(As a driver) to signal a turn or lane change without any intention to do so, typically by mistake.

I thought it was safe to cross the street, but I almost got run over by a blink bluffer.

by SkySwinger February 03, 2025

Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023

nut bluff

Pretending to nut in a woman’s vagina then pulling out and then busting a nut on her face.

Bro she totally called my nut bluff last night.

by onionpapi August 25, 2023