A not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be passed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with Full Blown Jackass, In cases of the latter it would be referred to as Second-Hand Jackass.
Referred to by Physicians as FBJ
Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:
Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Referred to by Physicians as FBJ
Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:
Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Kane: "Hey Albert can you buy me this game for my bday?"
Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"
Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."
Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"
Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."
Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"
Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."
Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"
Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."
Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
by Kane Marco January 7, 2009
Get the Full Blown Jackassmug. generally linked to a lavaglio
when you're too involved with male on male anal-sodomy and you can fit a coke bottle up your rectum
easy to pick out in a crowd as the smallest, high pitched young looking but mid 30 yearold in jordans, skinny jeans and steelers apparel
when you're too involved with male on male anal-sodomy and you can fit a coke bottle up your rectum
easy to pick out in a crowd as the smallest, high pitched young looking but mid 30 yearold in jordans, skinny jeans and steelers apparel
by bottledcokefeltcher March 12, 2017
Get the blown out anusmug. This lovely problem occurs after a fun "filled" night of anal sex. Looks like a pink sock hanging from the anus.
by Johnny Jizzem April 21, 2008
Get the Blown "O" Ringmug. the act of going from a perfectly calm mental state, to bat-shit psychotic .. Whether or not this condition is inherent or provoked is still under debate..
If you two idiots don't stop arguing and do your jobs, I'm going to go Full Blown Mel in this motherfucker ! I've got rose gardens with your names on them; watch your butts.. harumph !
by harumph! July 16, 2010
Get the Full Blown Melmug. Its what happens when you fart so badly that the thick layer of skin is a.k.a leather donut) is ripped and shredded to peices usually caused from to much anal sex
by camping buddy June 11, 2017
Get the blown o ringmug. by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011
Get the Full Blown Lobstersmug. when someone is super wasted at 2:00 AM on a Saturday night, and they think it's a good idea to start driving around town with their friends. typically involves: a) driving on the wrong side of the road, b) running stoplights, c) shouting profanities at people in the streets, d) cranking up the radio and singing along to Party In The USA, etc.
Christian: hey, let's drive to town.
Shelby: uhhh okay. who's driving?
Christian: you are, shelby. we're taking your mom's car.
Kevin: uh oh. we're gonna be in full-blown danger.
Shelby: uhhh okay. who's driving?
Christian: you are, shelby. we're taking your mom's car.
Kevin: uh oh. we're gonna be in full-blown danger.
by Jim McPott September 23, 2010
Get the Full-Blown Dangermug.