blomping

Receiving head whilst one is taking a shit.

"I got a well good blomping last night."

by swedishnitro June 2, 2008

Bloaf

n- oafish creature who roams Judd Scool. Dependant on Club Des Jeunes orig.- Tom, Matt, Isaac, and Chris circum. 2004
abbr. Blo, Dickhead, Flakey McSnakey

1. Did you catch that far-out Bloaf?
2. Urgh. What a Bloaf.
3. Bloaf is such a flakey Bloaf.
4. Don't be a Bloaf

by Tom (Welsh) January 18, 2005

Blomosa

When your partner showers your cock in champagne and OJ while give you a blow job.

I would love to have a blomosa to go with my Sunday brunch.

by ecr1rtw November 27, 2014

blomiting

Excessively writing or posting to a blog; "blog vomiting."

"John's got a real problem with blomiting lately. Nobody cares about those stupid personality quizzes."

by mustdestroyalltraces August 24, 2009

blofe

Another word for “Hey”. Used and said with excitement to get someone’s attention

When I walked by, they were working on the machine. It was loud and I needed their attention so I yelled BLOFE!

by Coal462 May 10, 2018

Blobfish

A person that is really dumb but is also very funny. She has a "different and unique" personality.

Blobfish, are you serious. MacBooks obviously aren't used like that.

by Karahballa October 4, 2018

Blobfish

The beatiful creature and looks nasty, used for ships that both people look good, but looks ugly together.

OMG, Katherine and Arnav are both so cute! But they look like a blobfish when they are together

by MeHavSmallPP May 8, 2019