Mormon Road-Block

Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.

Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block

by SmoothDogg May 19, 2006

opp block

(your or your "gangs") opposition or opps area

yo G beg we lurk in my mans opp block

by yungG24S July 25, 2017

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Twat Block

When somebody directly interferes with a girl's ability to have sex with a guy. It's essentially the female version of a cock block.

Sarah: I can't believe I just got twat blocked by my friend. I'm so pissed!

Hannah: Some friend!

by Michael Hammond May 3, 2013

Writers Block

I had it when writing this

I have Writers Block because I cant think of anything to write in this Example box

by Xboxophobia December 31, 2010

Block Away Beauty

A woman who has a good body and looks attractive from a distance but, upon closer inspection is rather ugly.

"Yeah, I saw her in a bar last night. She's not pretty at all. She's a Block Away Beauty."

by Andre Nacmanie October 13, 2008

blockbuster online

A phrase denoting the piracy of movies or TV shows on sites such as the pirate bay, kick ass torrents, etc.

Person 1: I can't access this show.. I don't have (streaming service)...

Person 2: Have you checked Blockbuster online?

by dandyprawn March 30, 2018