Banticipation

From the english 'to anticipate' and the english 'to banter' comes banticipation. It is the growing anticipation of a form of banter occuring.

Oh god, the banticipation is just too much for me

by BanterBoy November 3, 2010

Chalice of Banter

A metaphor often used as a means of estimating or judging the level of craic being interchanged between a circle of friends. Rarely found amongst females. Its' embodiment could be a drinking vessel of any form, for example, a pint-sized tankard, beaker, bowl, cannikin, cup, demitasse, draught, mug, taster or tumbler.

During a phenomenal session of banter: 'The chalice of banter is over-flowing!'

Before a night out: 'Time to fill the chalice of banter!'

When a person with smelly chat contributes to a session too much: 'the chalice of banter has sprung a leak.'

by Paul Michael Edwards September 18, 2008

balant

Balant n. a shooting, a sprouting, a budding A person who shoots you at random or just a person who is out of line.

Did you hear about that balant shooting ESEA

by MazuR January 13, 2009

Banter Bus

The banter bus is a metaphorical term used to describe the activity of going to a place of interest with banterous intent usually some sort of clunge fest. It could also be used to ask someone if they want to partake in some meta-wymsical behavior.

I am on the banter bus now I'll be at the clunge fest in 20 minutes.

What you doing tonight mate? You up for getting on the banter bus.

by stupidgrin69 October 26, 2010

blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008

Banter Sponge

Someone who absorbs banter, but fails to return the banter.

Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?

Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.

Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!

by KirtjE October 18, 2011

bantalicious

adjective. Describes any particularly juicy / amusing gossip. Generally used as a complimentary term, in contrast to the more negative bantasgusting.

These stories about Matt and Amy last night are bantalicious! Tell me more!

by Dave (I hate God) February 28, 2009