Face Blanket

A fleece blanket with a breathing hole that you don't really need and can make one yourself with scissors.

What's the stupidest and most useless invention ever? - A Face Blanket

by Ryan197694 March 7, 2015

Blanket Bake

Smoking an excessive amount of marijuana underneath a held down blanket creating a hotbox effect.

Guy 1: Last night I got really high in my bed
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: I blanket baked. All the smoke was chilling right by my face.
Guy 2: Damn, that must have been an insane hotbox.

by LilErt May 27, 2018

rice blanket

Bear hugging an Asian chick as you fuck her in an attempt to keep her warm. Asian's don't like cold climates and are partial to the being kept warm.

Hey Su Chin, do you want to get wrapped up in a rice blanket tonight?

by Gonzo36 November 24, 2010

Skeet Blanket

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.

"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"

by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009

pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007

squirrel blanket

someone sexually desirable but nutty.

sarah silverman is a squirrel blanket.

by edsel macfadden May 27, 2009

boner blanket

a blanket that a man uses to cover is aroused penis when watching a movie (i.e. porno) with his friends

Hey dude, before you start the movie, can you pass me that boner blanket.

by nouveaupauvre December 31, 2007