Occasionally a shortened form of Elizabeth or Bethany, but can ALSO be just Beth, and nothing else.
Beths are generally one of two people: the uber-nice girl-next-door, or the rad hottie with a body that you've wanted to get in the sack since you knew what your penis could be used for.
The uber-nice Beths are typically quiet and slightly introverted, but are one of the sweetest and most genuine people you will ever meet. They will do anything for a friend, and wouldn't dream of saying a harsh word of anyone, even if it needs said. These Beths are usually very pretty, but just under gorgeous until you get to know them and see their true "inner beauty". What makes them so beautiful is their kind nature.
The hottie Beths usually don't realize that they're hotties. You've grown up with her and have watched her become more and more stunning with each passing day, yet she only sees, and will always see, herself as slightly-above average. These Beths have some bite to their bark. They will openly tell you how it is, but are kind enough to only do so when needed if the information is potentially damaging or hurtful. These Beths are generally super-intelligent, and have a killer sense of humor. They're witty and quick, and are the essential friend to have around when the going gets rough.
Beths are generally one of two people: the uber-nice girl-next-door, or the rad hottie with a body that you've wanted to get in the sack since you knew what your penis could be used for.
The uber-nice Beths are typically quiet and slightly introverted, but are one of the sweetest and most genuine people you will ever meet. They will do anything for a friend, and wouldn't dream of saying a harsh word of anyone, even if it needs said. These Beths are usually very pretty, but just under gorgeous until you get to know them and see their true "inner beauty". What makes them so beautiful is their kind nature.
The hottie Beths usually don't realize that they're hotties. You've grown up with her and have watched her become more and more stunning with each passing day, yet she only sees, and will always see, herself as slightly-above average. These Beths have some bite to their bark. They will openly tell you how it is, but are kind enough to only do so when needed if the information is potentially damaging or hurtful. These Beths are generally super-intelligent, and have a killer sense of humor. They're witty and quick, and are the essential friend to have around when the going gets rough.
(super nice Beth)
Girl 1: Did you see what Jane was wearing today?? Talk about puke on a dress! It was hideous!
Beth: I didn't think it was that bad. She still looked pretty.
Girl 1: Whatever, Beth, you don't have a mean bone in your body. Trust me when I say that Jane's dress was disgusting and everyone but her knows it.
Beth: You don't have to wear the dress, though, so why does it bother you so much that it isn't something that you would pick out? She likes it, so I think she should wear it. I mean, I'm not trying to be mean, or anything, I'm just saying.
Girl 1: . . . I guess you're right, Beth.
(hottie with a body Beth)
Guy 1: You wanna invite Beth over for a swim?
Guy 2: Dude, only if you don't stare at her like she's a steak. It creeps her out. She honestly thinks you're Special, or something.
Guy 1: Yeah, well if I were as good of friends with her as you are, I'd be tappin' that ass, son.
Guy 2: It's not like that, bro. She's fine as hell, but she isn't just a piece of meat. She's got substance, dude.
Guy 1: Whatever, I just wanna see that rack. Call her. Now.
Girl 1: Did you see what Jane was wearing today?? Talk about puke on a dress! It was hideous!
Beth: I didn't think it was that bad. She still looked pretty.
Girl 1: Whatever, Beth, you don't have a mean bone in your body. Trust me when I say that Jane's dress was disgusting and everyone but her knows it.
Beth: You don't have to wear the dress, though, so why does it bother you so much that it isn't something that you would pick out? She likes it, so I think she should wear it. I mean, I'm not trying to be mean, or anything, I'm just saying.
Girl 1: . . . I guess you're right, Beth.
(hottie with a body Beth)
Guy 1: You wanna invite Beth over for a swim?
Guy 2: Dude, only if you don't stare at her like she's a steak. It creeps her out. She honestly thinks you're Special, or something.
Guy 1: Yeah, well if I were as good of friends with her as you are, I'd be tappin' that ass, son.
Guy 2: It's not like that, bro. She's fine as hell, but she isn't just a piece of meat. She's got substance, dude.
Guy 1: Whatever, I just wanna see that rack. Call her. Now.
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Guy 1-Who is that girl?
Guy 2-That's Beth.
Guy 1-Is she single?
Chris-Back the fuck off. If you lay a hand on her or hurt her I will beat you shitless.
Guy 1-Sorry, bro. She is just so hot.
Chris-Well she is mine.
Guy 1-I'll shut up now.
Guy 2-That's Beth.
Guy 1-Is she single?
Chris-Back the fuck off. If you lay a hand on her or hurt her I will beat you shitless.
Guy 1-Sorry, bro. She is just so hot.
Chris-Well she is mine.
Guy 1-I'll shut up now.
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2) Will always be there for you no matter what
3) Very sexual/ knows what she is doing
4) She only will trust a variety of chosen people
5) Slow learner, but she eventually understands...
6) Loves adventures
7) HATES the sun, and loves the cold weather
8) Cares for others more so than herself
9)Different and unique in many ways
2) Will always be there for you no matter what
3) Very sexual/ knows what she is doing
4) She only will trust a variety of chosen people
5) Slow learner, but she eventually understands...
6) Loves adventures
7) HATES the sun, and loves the cold weather
8) Cares for others more so than herself
9)Different and unique in many ways
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