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Bartholomew Cubbins

Bartholomew Cubbins is an imaginary character created by Jared Leto (actor/singer/guitarist) Bartholomew Cubbins directs all the new 30 Seconds To Mars's music videos, he directed The Kill & From Yesterday and he's in the process of directing the, Beautiful Lie music video now.

.. Bartholomew Cubbins is the best Director EVERRRRRR!
Guy #1 WHOA! I heard From Yesterday was the most expensive music video ever!!!! It was sooo cool with all the fireworks and Samurai's, crazy!!!

Guy #2 Yeah it's the most expensive music video and the coolest! Bartholomew Cubbins directed it.
by Timmy Leto January 11, 2009
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bartha

(adjective) Of or in accord with the latest look or fashion of the young gay urban male elite
Oh my, he is looking incredibly bartha tonight.
by nate March 23, 2005
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benthinizer

someone who strangely tries to impress girls, but rapes men.
I hate that benthinizer, (s)he's ugly and bisexual
by 2-348-252386828-24t8825626mrKK December 7, 2010
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Berghaus Jacket

The act of 2 males putting their penises in the same condom, simultaneously.
Mike: Sorry i cant, im meeting up with martin later.
Steve: I bet your gonna be wearing a Berghaus Jacket with him later!
Mike: Shutup Steve!
by 114-114 January 13, 2009
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Bartholomew

A friendly, inquisitive alligator, he spends time in Palm Beach, hanging around with royalty, notably The Viscount. His spectacles give him a scholarly look, but his teeth are real.
Bartholomew lay next to The Viscount and waved his tail at Sabi, with all in the party basking in the sun.
by chasebetterthanone July 19, 2012
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Big Bertha

A large gun used in WWI by the Germans produced by Krupp Industries.

Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.

In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed

"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.
Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.

You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.
by CommandoDude March 24, 2008
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Bergheim

Bergheim a term used to describe a surprising or unfortunate event and or something being really gay.
Eric: dude you wanna touch weiners?
John: Dude! your such a bergheim!
by Perrywinkle Mcghee The Third February 13, 2010
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