Benedikt

Gigachad who is slavic and drinks vodka every day 50 times

Some random guy:hey look at that guy drinking vodka hes such a benedikt

by Thicc german boi May 24, 2021

Frisky Benedict

The act of cracking an egg over your gonads, and then dipping them into another's open mouth. The most enticing of all acts of seduction.

Tonight was fun. Could I interest you in a Frisky Benedict?

by RumplePhorskyn November 24, 2013

Eggs Benedict

A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.

Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.

Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.

Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.

by The Technomancer April 3, 2010

Pope Benedict XVI

New pope, was in the Hitler Youth. Deserted from the German army.

A NAZI **AND** A COWARD!!

Basically a more extreme version of the old pope.

Pope Benedict XVI, welcome to power.

by poopoomoomoo May 9, 2005

eggs benedict

when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.

He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!

by cheeze mcdougal April 29, 2006

Benedict XVI

Benedict XVI: only the latest gay man to play the part of Pope.
Displays common symptoms of the closeted homosexual, namely rabid homophobia.

That Benedict XVI? HELLO, flamer or what?
Few hail Mary as earnestly as Benedict XVI.
Have you SEEN the way Benedict XVI walks? Talks? Genuflects?

by matta April 3, 2007

Benedict

An English guy whose best hobbies is lying and cheating. Someone you shouldn't hang out with if you want your reputation to be outstanding.

I found him kissing with someone else that wasn't his girlfriend. He is such a Benedict.

by anonimous34927 September 26, 2010