Hurt-aches

Hurt-aches refer to the rippling seam of hurts that can weave throughout your entire being as a result of unresolved trauma.

I had absolutely no clarity around my 'hurt-aches'. All I knew was that they were deeply embedded in my being, rippling and raging until they could be contained no more

by Magic Myrtle April 28, 2020

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015

Screen Ache

When you look at your phone, tablet, computer, TV, etc. screen for so long that you get a headache. Usually happens when you watch small to moderate size videos/ episodes of something that just sucks you in.

Jack: "Oh dude I watched {enter favorite YouTuber's name} on my iPhone for so long that I got a screen ache"
Claire: "That's the worst!"

by NICEUNICORN45 May 24, 2018

Shag ache

It's a term to refer to someone you want to have sex with but you find annoying or does your head in.

'He is doing my head in he is such a shag ache'

by JlD82 September 20, 2016

Life ache

The feeling when all of life is stressful and pressuring you

Between the car accident and getting laid off, I have such a life ache.

by Shidara July 18, 2019

face-ache

an annoying, intrusive or or obstinate person

Christ Almighty wonder. You is a face-ache, ain't you? Roamin' the ship, poking your nose into everyone's business.

by Brillemeister October 22, 2012

Cluster Ache

A Person who is always talks and gives other people headaches.

"The next-door neighbor won't stop talking about his collection of music, he's such a Cluster Ache!!"

by TheResearcher March 9, 2023