baldcore

More than music - a lifestyle. Baldcore kids dedicate their life to being bald, buff, and hateful. Defining characteristics: lack of hair, camo shorts, ill fitting black band tees with pictures of guns or baseball bats. Stand out baldcore bands are: Powakord, Crowbar, Shai Hulud, Folsom, and Hatebreed.

scene kid 1: Wow look at how tough that hardcore kid is, he is totally an oldschool hardcore ese

scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!

scene kid 1 How do ya know?

scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!

scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.

scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!

by Thick as Blood July 11, 2010

balding

The act of slowly losing hair from the head.

He is losing his hair, he is balding.

by 156298 July 15, 2014

Baldi

A bald man from a trending spoopy horror game

Welcome to baldi’s basics in education and learning! That’s me!

by Flowey The killer flower June 15, 2018

bald-headed mouse

penis

Robs bald-headed mouse is barely visible to the naked eye.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

Bald Seagulls

The best intramural squad on the University of Akron's Campus. Competing in primarily basketball and flag football.

"Oh great we have to play the Bald Seagulls in the first round"

by Big_Mike21 September 14, 2011

Baldemort

A parody off of "Voldemort", the primary antagonist in the Harry Potter series, who is bald.

"He-who-must-not-be-named..."

"Oh, would you just call him by his real name already! BALDEMORT!"

by darthbarracuda November 27, 2013

bald cooter

Hairless vagina

My girl has a bald cooter.. I love that shit

by alguttergato February 18, 2014