So ugly that your parents do not even want to look at you, so you must stay in the basement your whole life. Basely is a step above homely on the ugly scale. No one can be uglier than a basely person. If you are basely you sometimes have suicidal tendencies, but you are often also dumb enough to find the right tools to kill yourself. In a nut shell your as ugly as shit left on a baboon's hairy asshole.
by the.true.t.jones July 17, 2011
by LibRightIsTheBest September 21, 2020
by icecoldblizzard June 18, 2018
THE BASES
1st base - making out
2nd base - hand job, fingering
3rd base - blow job, eat out
4th base - the big shebang, sex
1st base - making out
2nd base - hand job, fingering
3rd base - blow job, eat out
4th base - the big shebang, sex
by bingtong September 28, 2011
Terms named after baseball bases, that determine how intimate a sexual activity was. The bases are different steps of making out that often lead up to sex (straight, gay, or lesbian sex).
Note: When it is the person's first time, it must go all the way home for it to be considered a loss of virginity.
First base: Kissing (Making out, French kissing, hickeys)
Second base: Clothed stimulation (Feeling up, clothed grinding)
Third base: Unclothed stimulation, one partner to another (Hand job, anal or vaginal fingering, cunnilingus, annilingus)
Fourth Base: Unclothed simultaneous stimulation (vaginal sex, anal sex, mutual oral sex, tribadism, frottage)
Note: When it is the person's first time, it must go all the way home for it to be considered a loss of virginity.
First base: Kissing (Making out, French kissing, hickeys)
Second base: Clothed stimulation (Feeling up, clothed grinding)
Third base: Unclothed stimulation, one partner to another (Hand job, anal or vaginal fingering, cunnilingus, annilingus)
Fourth Base: Unclothed simultaneous stimulation (vaginal sex, anal sex, mutual oral sex, tribadism, frottage)
Person 1: I can't believe you're still a virgin.
Person 2: Hey hey, me and my new girlfriend got to third base already! We already passed the first two bases, it won't be long before we make a home run.
Person 2: Hey hey, me and my new girlfriend got to third base already! We already passed the first two bases, it won't be long before we make a home run.
by Ieatcheesebagels February 14, 2017