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by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 04, 2019
When a man goes from a bitch biscuit or man-bun to a full blown ponytail further decreasing his manliness.
Hey Shane I see you are growing out your hair still. Yes Joseph I am trying to get the full bitch baguette, the biscuit was only temporary.
by I Am The Ferrett October 02, 2023
by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023
*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette
*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette
*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!
by E_xd March 24, 2018
A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.
by Thoringerveer February 02, 2022
When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains
Fancy having a Nutella Baguette
by kramitin99 June 13, 2016