tea bagger

when a guy drops his balls into a girls mouth while she is awake

dipping ones balls into your girls mouth like a tea bag into a mug

by stephanie February 25, 2005

bagger

A person with an awesome body with a face only a mother could love. Used to describe how one wishes a bag could be placed over the person's head.

Guy: that girl is such a bagger. I wish I could just hide her face from the world.

by US Beef July 13, 2007

buggery

Any sexual act other than normal intercourse. The term is derived from the Bogomils, a late Middle Ages sect who believed that creating children was a sin, and practiced any sexual action which prevented conception. They were eventually wiped out by The Church.

The Bogomils practiced buggery.

by geinman March 12, 2013

douche-baggary

Actions, ideals, or opinions displayed by or associated with those of a douche-bag.

The idea that welfare programs will help the poor get back on their feet, rather than keeping them dependant on the government, is nothing more than liberal douche-baggary.

by PopnfreshGTmem September 13, 2008

Mark the Bagger

A God among us. One of the very few baggers left on this Earth. He has blessed us with his presence. He usually appears randomly and when he does, it is pure magic. Some say that he lives here often. He is of short stature but he's always packing. As a womanizer, he leaves no prisoners. Mark usually appears on The Howard Stern Show and captivates us with his unusual voice. People will go as far to say that Mark the Bagger has fucked Based God's bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Mark the Bagger?
Guy 2: Yes! The legend! He's a god.
Guy 1: I heard he fucked Lil B's bitch.
Guy 2: True!

Mark the Bagger is the last known example of a viking warrior in modern day America.

by saltyorangejuice March 19, 2014

nose buggery

the most popular form of foreplay in Bromley.

Carly: 'Kelly satisfies me in a way no man can'.
Sarah: 'Oh yeah? You fuckin tart.'
Carly: 'Why yes, she nose buggers me'.

by John May 3, 2004

Tool Bagger

1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.

1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"

by The Dogs Bollocks January 31, 2009