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Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.
Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.
by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016
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Backwards Man Syndrome

The name given to a mental condition effecting young adults who feel the inclination to put on clothes back to front (not inside out) and walk around backwards. They may also repeat verbal expressions such as “I’m the backwards man” and “can you walk back as fast as I can” during this behaviour.

The condition is concerning and may result in personal injury if it remains untreated.

The individual should be kept away from mirrors.

The condition is believed to be caused by extreme periods of idleness or boredom.
After two years of living as a hermit Terry was spotted shopping in ASDA with his Police uniform on back to front. He wasn’t aware at this stage that he was demonstrating key symptoms of the Backwards Man Syndrome.
by Vindows Wertex October 5, 2006
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A slut spelled backwards

One of Oklahoma's biggest cities is A slut spelled backwards.
by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010
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Backwards Kanga

Australian slang, given to the act of sitting on ones toilet backwards and defecating in such away that it smears down the side of the bowl and generally stays beyond the flush. When doing a backwards kanga, one tends to look like a kangaroo standing.
Trevor was at the party and did a really messy backwards kanga in Joe’s facility.
by !!!Pepper December 11, 2003
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Backward

An insult originating from the white van men of the North West of England, primarily Blackburn, meaning you're not quite right in the head, and possibly work backwards. Usually used when someone is doing something completely wrong, and it seems as though their brain works backwards.
"What the fuck are you doing it like that for ya fucking backward"

"No ya use it like this ya fucking backward"
by Smegmarash October 13, 2014
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Bacardi

I live next door to the bacardi factory in Puerto Rico
by Fight War Not Wars August 22, 2003
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backyard

An enclosed area of land usu. near a building - related to garden, courtyart, yard, etc.
Girl 1: Anyone for a game of cricket in the backyard?
Girl 2: Yeah, sounds good.

Man 1: We should build a higher fence, the neighbours can see into our backyard.
Woman 2: Yes, but at least the garden looks good.
by Flash Ash January 2, 2006
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