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Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017
mugGet the Backyard Quesomug.

backyarded

vrb:awesome trick ,point ,etc that you performed but no one saw
guy:OMG!!I pulled a 1260' on this tiny ramp!!!
dude:I didnt saw u

guy... totaly backyarded.
by Mr.mister November 6, 2012
mugGet the backyardedmug.

memes at your backyard

memes at your backyard
memes at your backyard
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021
mugGet the memes at your backyardmug.

Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck
Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!
by anonymous April 17, 2023
mugGet the Backyard Abortionmug.

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.
Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.
by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017
mugGet the profits backyardmug.

backyard candy

by reverend yummypants January 23, 2009
mugGet the backyard candymug.

Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.
Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?
by Walk DMC January 26, 2017
mugGet the Backyard steamboatmug.

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