When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole
Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes
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backyarded

vrb:awesome trick ,point ,etc that you performed but no one saw
guy:OMG!!I pulled a 1260' on this tiny ramp!!!
dude:I didnt saw u

guy... totaly backyarded.
by Mr.mister May 15, 2012
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backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability
"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"
by Mikeybyte November 02, 2022
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backyarder

Small minded individual:

That in an attempt to scale any operation merely multiplies their backyard size to their new size without any thought of differing methods.

Spews hate, due to ego, at anyone larger in operation than themselves.

Uses "master grower" to define their backyard 6 plant operation or closet tent grow.
Low level employee: "Why don't you do things my way, grow 20ft* tall plants in 400gal pots"

*actual plants ~10ft tall

Real Farmer: "Stop acting like such a backyarder"
by Terdz October 06, 2020
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backyard racist

A racist in your neigboorhood
Person 1. I heard bill is a backyard racist

Person 2. What is a backyard racist?
Person 1. A racist in your neighboorhood
by Reesegarcia.blainemn May 21, 2024
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Backyard Potato Party

An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.
(to be read in a German accent)

"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"

"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"
by Kreepykelly July 04, 2022
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Backyard Mudbog

The sexual act of throwing a piece of poop into a fan, which chops it up and blows poop all over your partner.
by Teehee1980 August 22, 2021
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