Backsasquatch

A Sasquatch that is always giving you crap about everything you do.

Man: "I'm gonna order some ravioli."

Backsasquatch: "Ooh, suure! Don't bother asking me if I wanted ravioli!"

by TimothyClover August 28, 2010

backseat driving

A person who sits in the backseat of someone's car and gives them directions where they should go though the driver already knows where to go and the person in the backseat opinions on where they should go doesn't matter.

Hey man let's go to Mcdonald's no wait let's go to Taco Bell...then my house

Shut up man stop backseat driving me I already know where I am going to go.

by Rustybeartrap May 23, 2011

Straight Backs

Where hair is braided flat to scalp in rows in one direction from front to back of head.

I want classic straight backs this time, no fancy designs with the braids.

by KG Hair June 1, 2016

backsplash

n. That refreshing little spash of toilet water that hits you right on the hole after you've plopped a turd just right. Mmmm, mountain fresh.....

When you've got the 'roids, a nice backsplash is so soothing!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004

backstab

betray someone or otherwise harm them in a treacherous way

He is the only shit head with enough nerve to backstab my mom.

by The Return of Light Joker August 28, 2008

wet backs

Mexicans coming into the U.S.A by swiming

by craig hoo March 29, 2003

backspacer

When IMing with someone, you notice in the status bar that the person is typing, but after a minute only replies with LOL! This may be done because the typer starts a thought but doesn't want to get into it.

me: ...Minas Tirith is the castle at Gondor
drew: *yawn hehe
me: wha!?
drew...after typing for 2 full minutes: lol
me: Backspacer!
drew: bah!

by tommykat December 29, 2005