by Emily-Ann January 13, 2008
Get the babeanape mug.An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.
1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.
2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!
2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!
by HardenThicke December 3, 2009
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by Sm0lbrat September 29, 2019
Get the Babson mug.Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.
After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.
by Aloicious September 9, 2003
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Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.
by The Big Bopper July 31, 2006
Get the Baboon mug.Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.
by K-Dawg February 13, 2003
Get the baboon face mug.similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.
After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!
Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!
Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!
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